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 The "Dynasty" Bible Study Mrs. Boyle (Joyce) Timbers - 12.00
With a Christian Republican once again at the nation's helm, it's time to break out the silver polish and pack the false modesty, along with any Nine West "leather" products you may have purchased, out to the curb. It's time for Christians to distinguish themselves from the unwashed proles that haunt the weekly Andy Griffith Show and I Love Lucy Bible studies. Timbers Ministries is proud to announce the revival of its very popular "Dynasty" Bible Study, based on the Reagan-era television show of the same name.
"...a fabulously informative Bible study. And the Alaskan King crab puffs were for which to die!" "I especially enjoyed the course practicum - passing out gospel tracts on the Via Venetto." The Dynasty Bible Study was developed by Reverend Doctor Boyle Timbers, a graduate of the Moody Bible Institute and a giant in the direct marketing industry.
"Dynasty" was created in the 1980's when television had a delightfully acquisitive, yet moral sense of purpose. The interactions between the Carringtons and the Colbys are timeless treasures of valuable instruction. And each class includes a menu designed by Wolfgang Puck to compliment the evening's lesson. The episode on tax-deferred investment shelters is accompanied by chilled pepper Stoli and Point Reyes oysters on the half shell with a Vidalia onion mignonette. The episode on decking a gazebo to celebrate the birth of Christ is accompanied by a Grand Marnier zabaglione with fresh New Zealand raspberries and Rwandan mountain espresso served in bone china demitasse cups. Reverend Doctor Boyle Timbers' Dynasty Bible Kit (DBK) contains eight lessons on DVD complete with a commentary track, and a list of accomplished Christian chefs in 78 of our nation's richest counties. Eight bound leather Cross portfolios and platinum plated pens are provided for each student to take notes. The whole package is available for a love donation of $2500. Visa/Mastercard/Discover/AmEx accepted. Order before the January 18th George W. Bush inauguration and we'll send you a FREE set of 12 carved elephant ivory caviar spoons (used in Lesson 3). The Dynasty Bible Study Our God is an awesome God! Reverend Doctor Boyle Timbers Ministries, Inc. "Holding Up the Truth since 1979" Copyright Reverent Doctor Boyle Timbers Ministries, Inc. 2000 All Rights Reserved Email Reverend Doctor Boyle Timbers |
Who can forget the authoritative disdain of Blake Carrington, the glittery and scattered loftiness of Krystal Carrington, and the fierce loyalty to family values of Alexis Morrell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan? Well get ready, they're back, and they're ready to show you how to let your light shine via lavish unabashed spending that Christian abundance requires.
The upwardly mobile Christian demographic, largely ignored during the Clinton years, stands rudderless in a social milieu which favors drifters, hobos, bums, and ne'er-do-wells over the hard work and dedication of committed Christians. Slighted and reviled these fragile wealthy souls need the direction that only a show like "Dynasty," coupled with the Holy Bible (KJV 1611), can provide.