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Adult Christianity Surveys

Which of the following neo gods appeals to you most?

Flying Spaghetti Monster
Ceiling Cat
The Great Snatch
None of the above

  

Who's the world's most notorious atheist?

Madalyn Murray O'Hair?
Fidel Castro?
Larry Flynt?
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.?
Anthony Flew?


  

Doesn't Pope Benedict sound just like:

Zsa Zsa Gabor?
Dr. Strangelove?

  

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Which is your favorite of the NEW seven deadly sins?

none
Tinkering with Genetics
Environmental Depradation
Concentration of Wealth
Drug Trafficking
Globalization
Creating Poverty
Experimenting with Humanity
  

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Which is your favorite of the seven deadly sins?

none
Gluttony
Greed
Sloth
Anger
Vanity
Lust
Envy
  

You are a straight, white, male, Republican arrested for soliciting in a men's room. You were...

...witnessing for Jesus.
...scared of the stocky black men.
...just getting out of the rain.
...adjusting your stance.
  

Make Paris...

...eat.
...go to college.
...go to Iraq.
...go away.

  

Ken Lay of Enron...

...died of a heart attack
...committed suicide
...was offed by Bush Inc.
...died from none of the above

  

Which state should we return first?

Colorado (France)
Florida (Spain)
Kansas (France)
Texas (Mexico)

  

If in a persistent vegetative state I want:

to die with dignity.
food and water.
pork rinds and Big Gulps.
an overdose of morphine.
to be hooked up like a Christmas tree.
to let Congress and the President decide.
  

You're praying for...

better looks
someone to love you
winning lotto number
everything your way
revenge
don't pray
  

The correct term for a person obsessed with sex is...

a sex addict.
a conservative Christian.
  

Abstinence...

works.
doesn't work.
sucks.
blows.
  

Your favorite excuse used by Christian criminals is...?

God told me to.
It was a black guy.
It was consensual.
I was high.
But I'm a priest!
She said she was 18.
Christians aren't perfect.
I plead the 5th.
This is religious persecution.
  

Who said it: You're either part of the solution or part of the problem.

Rev. Jim Jones
Che Guevara
Eldridge Cleaver
Nikita Kruschev
Charles Colson
  

"In God We Trust" printed on US currency...

honors God
is blasphemy
is ironically appropriate
  

The greatest threat to
marriage today is...

adultery
children
divorce
homosexuality
underemployment
  


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