Christmas 2003 | Naughty or Nice?

Can YOU Name All Ten Commandments?
Don't feel bad. Only about 1 in 10 Christians can. Miss Poppy lists five reasons why Ray Moore, the Alabama ex-Chief Justice is wrong for pimping the ten commandments and why it's right he was canned.

Religious Authority or Narcissistic Sadist?
Learn to tell the difference. Dr. Sam Vaknin writes, "God is the narcissist's wet dream" - omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent, admired, much discussed, and awe inspiring. Narcissism feeds terrorism and religious sexual abuse.

Jesus Has a Brand New Joystick
Additions to the Pearly Gates this month include links to Wired's article on Christian video games, the mouth-watering sculpture The Butter Last Supper, The Kids in the Hall's Dr. Seuss Bible, and Al Franken's Supply-Side Jesus.

Mary Appears in Old Tree Stump

Christian NEWS in Brief
Catholic money-laundering, sex abuse, suspected murder, sex abuse, sex abuse, soliciting a prostitute, Benny Hinn, Christians bilked, murder, sex abuse, murder, etc.

MissPoppy.com now has Jesus Bobble Heads, Nunzilla - the Mechanical Nun, Glow in the Dark St. Clare (patron saint of television), Glow in the Dark St. Isadore (patron saint of the Internet), the very popular Turbo-Glow Mini Maria (TM) and
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The BBC television show "So Graham Norton" sent for a pair of Miss Poppy's panties (again!) to feature on an upcoming episode. And they'll soon be appearing in Maxim in The Netherlands. At least my underwear gets around!

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G.I. Jesus and The Office Nativity are available on notecards, postcards, mugs and a Christmas ornament sure to become a family heirloom.