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September 2003 | Fall Fashion Issue
MissPoppy.com opened for business on Friday, September 5, selling Christian underwear, NUNderwear (see the Catholic Chastity Panties pictured at left), and T-shirts for Landover Baptist Church. Miss Poppy has a contract with BlueQ so within the next few weeks will be selling Mother Teresa breath spray, "Wash Your Sins Away" products, and anti-masturbation gum. We're using PayPal for our transactions but are changing to our own e-commerce solution within two weeks.
Miss Poppy expects lots of kisses on her opening!
Christian Dior? Christian LaCroix? Daniel Christian? Mais Non! We're talking about fashion and Christianity and trying to determine if it's fact or fiction. We've found Christian fashion models, a Christian fashion show, and discovered the role of fetal tissue in the fashion industry! Glory—what a trend we have in Jesus!
So if you've ever wondered if there is anything more to Christian fashion than tacky T-shirts drop by the salon.
Is God a Fashion Victim?
Miss Poppy does a Joan Rivers on God and critiques His "little pink dress." Styled by none other than Michelangelo God's image has weathered the vagaries of seasonal changes ever true to the Diety's obsessive preoccupation with fashion, design, and drape of scrumptious fabrics. What does this tell us about God? If you've ever wondered what "He" has in common with Christopher Lowell, you've come to the right place.
  Two new items in store at Café Press—our Jackpot Bible Camp" series ("calling Satan's bluff"), and the keywords from the Adult Christianity motto, "defending the rights of the unborn again." Through the month of September all our new t-shirts, women's t-shirts, long-sleeved t-shirts, sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts are on sale for $1.00 over cost. Get them now and piss off your favorite Bible banger.
What's fashion without celebrity? Help yourself to any of our new AIM icons.
Click start to begin. We offer a rogue's gallery of Christian Infamy. See how many you can name. Pick out the Christian murderer executed last week in Florida. Pick out the Christian axe murderer executed in Texas by then-Governor George Bush. Can you pick out the mug shots of the Bush family's spawn? How about the Christian murderer of Roman Polanski's wife? The Son of "Hope"? If you can't, how can you call yourself a True Christian?
Make the world a more beautiful place. Please pass this newsletter on to your poorly dressed friends, family and coworkers. Next month's issue is our Halloween Horror issue. Don't miss it.
For Christ's sake,
PS Many apologies to everyone. The "contact us" form and the "tell a friend" function are now working. If you have any problems with any functionality, please contact me at christian_panties@hotmail.com. Drop me a line, I love hearing from you.
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