Howdy Brothers and Sisters!

Miss Poppy here. I've compiled nearly a year's worth of hate mail and imported it into Downwind from the Home Skool, my new hate mail blog. It's a veritable treasure trove of mispellings, atrocious grammer, and ill-conceived ideas — all straight from the horse's mouth. It's delightful.

June 2004

Bettie Page | A Christian Strip Tease Artist
Straight out of the backwoods of Tennessee comes the lovely Bettie Page. The subject of an uncoming movie by director Mary Harron. Miss Page will be played by model Gretchen Mol. Harron directed the astringently comic American Psycho so she's a natural to tackle Miss Page's sensational story.
Read about Miss Page's desire to be a missionary.

The Annual Blessing of the Cars - Los Angeles
10,000 hipsters flock to Hanson Dam every year to have a priest bless their rides and sprinkle a little holy water in their radiators. This wholesome family event has nearly been ruined by a rival car club's competing event — The Anti-Blessing of the Cars.
See the 'Atheist's Car'

Jesus, have you been working out??
The Pearly Gates now headlines the month's new entries, including this one by Christian artist Stephen Sawyer. Four new categories: Election '04, Kitsch, Conspiracies, & Nuns. New entries: PocketChapel, Godchecker, Naughty Nun, The Pope Blesses Multimedia Packaging, The Prophecy Club, Christian Archery, This Week in Book Burnings, and much more.

Be a Televangelist's Wife, or Just Look Like One
Miss Poppy's slipped some cash to customes and got the last of the Bad Hair Day Foam Rubber Wigs from Paris, in the "Jan" (pink), or the "Rexella" (green). Click through to see all our new products, including my favorite, The Passion of the Christ Kinetic Light Portrait. It's hypnotic.
What a Trend We Have in Jesus!

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