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February 2004 | Valentine's Issue
Kim Alexis | A Model for a Better World, reviewed by Miss Poppy Dixon
When the careers of movie stars, super models, and professional athletes begin to lose their luster, there are few options available. For those too timid to revive a dying career by murdering a spouse, porn or Christianity beckon as the next best thing. Kim Alexis, mother of five, chose wisely to follow in the footsteps of Catherine Oxenburg, Dyan Cannon, and Gavin MacLeod, capitalizing on the lucrative, celebrity-starved, Christian market.
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Jesus | the Ultimate Victim
Mel Gibson's "Passion of Christ" is sched'ed for release on Ash Wednesday. In danger of an MPAA "R" rating due to the buckets-of-blood slasher nature of the movie, Christians are up in arms. Miss Poppy remembers another take on the passion of Christ from director Ingmar Bergman, adding perspective to the perverse and insatiable desire for blood and gore on the part of today's popular Christian.
Hail Mary, full of grace. Please give me another ace!
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This Month in The Pearly Gates
Get all the religion you need from Prime Time Parable Ministries. They have Bible Studies based on "The Andy Griffith Show," "The Dick Van Dyke Show," "Beverly Hillbillies," "Bonanza," and "Superman." Then check out Miss Poppy's own Dynasty Bible Study.
Christian News | February 2004
Macaulay Culkin Saved! Pharmacist Plays God. Who's Lying: Pope or Mel Gibson? Two Jehovah's Witnesses Big Wigs Bilk 101-Old Woman. Lots of Lewd Acts on Children by Priests. Churches and Parishioners Lose Almost $1 Billion in Get-Rich-Quick Schemes. Embezzlement Threatens to Top Fraud in Christian World. Priest Charged with Growing Pot in Church, and of course, much, much more.
People, people, just say no!
As you can see I'm a little short of links for the Pearly Gates this month. If you know of strange Christian websites, please send me the links, and let me know if you want a mention. Please feel free to send me news items, too.
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For Christ's sake,
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