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Newsletters 2004
2004 | The Winter of Our Discontent
Alfred Kinsey, and Judith Reisman's Dirty Little Mind, by Miss Poppy Dixon
How Can You Tell if You're From a Blue State or a Red State? by Miss Poppy Dixon
Christian News in Brief
2004 | Downwind from the Home Skool
Downwind from the Home Skool, my new hate mail blog.
The Bettie Page Story : Christian Beauty Queen. Felon. Enigma., by Miss Poppy Dixon
The Annual Blessing of the Cars,
This Month in the Pearly Gates
Christian News in Brief
It was a slow but grisly news month. As a man accused for murdering his nine homeschooled children prepared for trial, a Hollywood drifter who beheaded one man and stabbed to death another was arrested carrying only a Bible and a can of mace. A Norwegian pastor pulls a Jerry Falwell grasphing for that 15 minutes of fame on the backs of the children in his Christian elementary school. An Alabama pastor was arrested for growing pot, and an American preacher bilked Kiwis of more than $8.5 million. Read more.
May 2004 | Sects on the Beach
Christian Sand Sculpting, by Miss Poppy Dixon
Dropped Wallet Trick Tract - Get yours FREE!
This Month in the Pearly Gates - Jesus on Steroids
Christian News in Brief
Pastor protests strip club owned by rival church, Lord's Gym, a Christian version of Gold's Gym, in Florida, of course; Lynn Cheney's lesbian potboiler; Pastors team up with porn director; Minister caught laundering money in collection plate; Choir director arrested for stabbing lover to death; Ashcroft orders FBI to spy on churches; $69 million paid to Lutheran sex abuse victims; Pope refuses communion to John Kerry; Cloning hoax; Teens reneg on virginity pledges; plus too many priests and ministers involved in sexual molestation, rape, assault and murder.
April 2004 | A Fool's Paradise
End Times Movies, from The Control Voice
nest Magazine's Christian Interior Decorating Issue
Christian T-shirts: What if Jesus had died by...?, by Miss Poppy Dixon
Christian Wrestling Hotshorts, and much more!
This Month in the Pearly Gates - Jesus of the Ozarks
Christian News in Brief
Monty Python rereleases the 25th anniversary issue of The Life of Brian as an "antidote" to Gibson's Passion. Speaking of The Passion, after seeing it a couple was arrested for domestic abuse due to an argument over the nature of the Trinity. Things were said, she was punched, he was stabbed. In the category of stupid suicide stories a man in Bangor Maine tried to kill himself by crucifixion but was foiled when unable to nail his second hand to the crossbar. Vladimir Putin quotes scripture, and Betty Bowers sells fab bumpersticker Don't Change Horsemen in the Middle of an Apocalypse with pics of Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and Ashcroft underneath. And lots of the usual Christian fraud, embezzlement, child abuse and much, much more.
March 2004 | March Madness
37 "Bible Believing" Tricks Anyone Can Use to Prove God Agrees with Them—Without Ever Having to Open a Bible!!!, by Miss Poppy Dixon
Write to Life, by Miss Poppy Dixon, updated, with new feature to test the originality of your argument.
This Month in the Pearly Gates | Christian Nudity Exposed, and Christian Clown School.
Christian News in Brief
Priest's Child Porn Stash, Mel Gibson's Wife Going Straight to Hell, Christian School Rifle Range, More Million Dollar Bilkings, Jesus at Nascar, Pastor "Helps" Wife Down Flight of Stairs, Con Artist Blames Holy Spirit, Is Faith Caused by Brain Damage? Bloody Jelly Beans, Second Grader Damns Classmate to Hell, American Airlines Missionary, and as always..., much, much more.
February 2004 | Valentine's Day
Kim Alexis | A Model for a Better World, reviewed by Miss Poppy Dixon
Jesus | the Ultimate Victim, by Miss Poppy Dixon
Hail, Mary, full of grace. Please give me another ace!
This Month in the Pearly Gates
Christian News in Brief
Macaulay Culkin Saved! Pharmacist Plays God. Who's Lying: Pope or Mel Gibson? Two Jehovah's Witnesses Big Wigs Bilk 101-Old Woman. Lots of Lewd Acts on Children by Priests. Churches and Parishioners Lose Almost $1 Billion in Get-Rich-Quick Schemes. Embezzlement Threatens to Top Fraud in Christian World. Priest Charged with Growing Pot in Church, and of course, much, much more.
January 2004 | New Years
One More Article Explaining That The Bible Does Not Condemn Homosexuality, by Miss Poppy Dixon
Black Jesus & Other Black Saints
This Month in the Pearly Gates
Christian News in Brief
The Virgin Mary crashes Miss Poppy's New Year's Eve Party, Goobers offered on the Via Via Dolorosa, $813 Million Ponzi Scheme Stings Mostly Mormons, Faith-based Follies, Prison Ministry Derailed by "Christian Love Kiss," Strom Thurmond's Black Love Child Speaks, Lauren Hill Lays an Egg at the Vatican, Street Missionaries Pose as Prostitutes, Sex Abuse, Sex Abuse, Fraud, Sex Abuse, Sex Abuse, Murder, Sex Abuse, Sex Abuse, Etc.
Newsletters 2003
Christmas 2003 | Naughty or Nice
Can YOU Name All Ten Commandments?
God is the Narcissist's Wet Dream
The Pearly Gates
this month include links to Wired's article on Christian video games, the mouth-watering sculpture The Butter Last Supper, The Kids in the Hall's Dr. Seuss Bible, and Al Franken's Supply-Side Jesus.
Christian NEWS in Brief
Catholic money-laundering, sex abuse, suspected murder, sex abuse, sex abuse, soliciting a prostitute, Benny Hinn, Christians bilked, murder, sex abuse, murder, etc.
"It is remarkable how uninventive is human malignity." -Renan
Christmas 2003 | 36 Shopping Days Left
G.I.Jesus
Office Nativity - the Holy Family
MissPoppy.com opens with new shopping cart and a merchant account. New products - curiosities, hip retro Bible tracts, glow in the dark worship accessories, and more.
November 2003 | Thanksgiving Issue
Valley of the Dry Bones, Miss Poppy reviews this end-times thriller.
In the Name of Jesus, Christian evil done 'in His name.'
Taliban, American Style
Buy Nothing Day
Sit out November 28, the busiest shopping day of the year.
Christian News in Brief
October 2003 | Halloween Issue
The Undead vs. the Unborn
Tony Perkins, washed up Louisiana politician, now leads the The Family Research Council
Overcome Masturbation HandzOff Anti-Masturbatory Gum
Miss Poppy reviews new movies:
BBC production SECOND COMING,
written by Russell T. Davies and directed by Adrian Shergold.
HELL HOUSE | A DOCUMENTARY FILM, directed by George Ratcliff.
LUTHER | REBEL, GENIUS, LIBERATOR, directed by Eric Till
September 2003 | Fashion Issue
MissPoppy.com opens for business featuring NUNderwear, Feel God all under!
Christian Fashion | 404
Is God a Fashion Victim?
Café Press new products: Jackpot Bible Camp series and the Adult Christianity motto, "defending the rights of the unborn again.
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