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American Christians - Putting the Sex in Homosexual
Jan 10, 2010


Paula Abdul - heterosexual ambassadress

Gary McCullough, the director of ChristianNewsWire, posted an opinion piece on the upcoming demise of the television show American Idol. He blames it all on Ellen DeGeneres who will be replacing Paula Abdul as judge. McCullough claims DeGeneres is , "...more known for her same-sex sexual preference than any expertise in the music business." On the other hand, when you think of Paula Abdul your first thoughts are of wholesomeness and family values?

He goes on to imply that adding DeGeneres as a judge "...is one more step in making sexuality the prime topic when discussing American Idol."

Just because the word "sex" is part of the word "homosexual," the same as it is with "heterosexual," doesn't mean that homosexuality is all about sex, any more than heterosexuality is all about sex. Ellen DeGeneres is a lovely person in a stable, loving relationship. To imagine her sexually as McCullough suggests will happen, takes a lascivious mind, straying from its own professed inclinations.

Christians, let's bring discussions of faith back above the waist. Take your noses out from under other people's bedding and get a breath of fresh air.
But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.
Galatians 5:22-23
Why are y'all watching a show called American IDOL anyway?

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Posted by: miss_poppy on Jan 10, 10 | 7:52 am | permalink


Ireland's Blasphemy Law
Jan 03, 2010



Don't you just love the accent?

Now in Ireland, insult a Christian, pay a fine of 25,000 Euros. While many legal authorities claim the new Irish law is written so narrowly that it is unlikely anyone will ever be prosecuted, please remember that, based on charges of blasphemy, Monty Python's Life of Brian was banned in the Republic of Ireland for eight years.

The new law is meant to protect fragile religious ideas from the big bad wolves of free thought and free speech.

Posted by: miss_poppy on Jan 03, 10 | 6:52 am | permalink


PassiveAggressiveNotes.com
Jan 02, 2010

passive aggressive notes

Poor Jesus.

Thanks to PassiveAggressiveNotes.com, one of my very favorite sites.

Posted by: miss_poppy on Jan 02, 10 | 9:34 am | permalink


PassiveAggressiveNotes.com
Jan 02, 2010

passive aggressive notes

Poor Jesus.

Thanks to PassiveAggressiveNotes.com, one of my very favorite sites.

Posted by: miss_poppy on Jan 02, 10 | 9:34 am | permalink


Christians, no longer constipated
Dec 24, 2009

xmas movement

Christian fail.

Their excuse.

We have figured a way to enhance the tradition of decorating a tree for Jesus at Christmas by adding a cross that acts as a reminder of Him. By changing our tree to include a cross, we are making a statement that we want to keep our Christmas holiday! Our new tree and decorations ideas will not only help to enhance our celebration of the Christmas holiday but will help to enlighten those who may decorate for Christmas but may not be "Christians."
Merry Xmas, Everyone!

Thanks, J-Walk

Posted by: miss_poppy on Dec 24, 09 | 6:00 am | permalink


Nick Cave | Two Lectures
Dec 18, 2009

nick cave two lectures

Former choir boy Nick Cave explores his interest in Christianity. The two lectures include:

The Secret Life of the Love Song
The Flesh Made Word


Worth a listen.

Posted by: miss_poppy on Dec 18, 09 | 8:24 am | permalink


Then they came for the right wing talk show hosts
Dec 15, 2009

hive mind

There's a new movie for all you eco-friendly, diversity-addled, liberal, intellectual elites out there. It's called Hive Mind, created by Ladd Ehlinger, Jr., who previously worked as a "military multimedia artist." Let's let the auteur describe the concept behind the film.

When our own President is constantly saying 'we must all think collectively,' naturally as a filmmaker I thought: scifi-horror film! Eco-friendly nudist Borg-like zombies! Cross-bred with Paris Hilton and Tila Tequila! Because really, who wouldn't?
Dang, he's on to Obama. Right, it's because all democrats and liberals think alike that all of Obama's ideas for change are sliding through Congress like shit through a goose. A naked goose! RRrrrooww!

A ChristianNewsWire review encapsulates the plot.
Zombies created by a cell phone that you swallow, that merges with your brain. Dubbed the "I-Mind," the phone lets you Twitter telepathically, download movies straight to your brain, and keep your contacts forever. Britney, J-Lo, Pamela and Paris all love their I-Minds. But there's a sinister side-effect: loss of free will to the collective Hive consciousness. Everyone is either assimilated or killed in Hive's eco-friendly efforts to reduce the population.
Oh, where is the hope? Who will save us from this silly plot?

Ehlinger describes his hero.
The lone hold-out is Doug Trench, conservative talk-show host and stevedore of freedom. He's lived in a bunker for twenty years, ever since humanity was consumed by the collective.
"Stevedore of freedom"? I had to look that up. A stevedore is "a person whose job is moving goods on and off ships", basically a longshoreman. I don't get it. I guess I'll have to rent the movie, because Ehlinger is bypassing the traditional distribution to theaters to put this important film directly into the hands of his fans. In other words, straight to DVD.

Posted by: miss_poppy on Dec 15, 09 | 9:00 am | permalink


Uh..., can I have a center piece?
Dec 14, 2009

christmas cake

Over at Debbie's Cakes is a very special Christmas cake she designed. In her own words,

Happy Birthday Jesus

I was ask to do a baby Jesus birthday cake. The design was up to me. My husband came up the the crown of thorns idea. To make the crown, I weaved rolls of fondant around a ring of rolled up of wax paper. Then before the fondant dried, I cut the crown into two sections. This allowed for easy removal of the paper without breaking the crown into pieces. After the fondant dried (several days), I "welded" (with royal icing) the rolls together in various places to keep them together when the paper was removed. Then after that dried, I removed the wax paper.

The thorns are made with royal icing and also attached with royal icing. The tips of the thorns are dabbed with red royal icing. The cake is red velvet with cream cheese icing.
Red velvet - signifying the oh-so-yummy blood of the lamb. Happy birthday, Jesus, indeed!

Posted by: miss_poppy on Dec 14, 09 | 8:45 am | permalink


Hell - with a smile!
Nov 25, 2009

40 million americans are going to hell

Thanks, unreasonablefaith.com <3

Posted by: miss_poppy on Nov 25, 09 | 6:36 am | permalink


Screw Christianity
Nov 19, 2009

bit cross
No, seriously. A wearable crucifix AND a 3-in-one tool. Looks like a standard and a phillips screwdriver and some other, possibly European, tool.

I must have one.

Thanks, J-walkblog.com.

michiel cornelissen ontwerp, furn, of course.

Posted by: miss_poppy on Nov 19, 09 | 6:39 am | permalink


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